[ Poor Sebastian sounds a little hoarse. ]

Reconstruction on the house is going surprisingly well, now that it's no longer on fire. [ An odd thing to say, but anyone who was at/near the La Guardia house during the perforare shenanigans would know what he's talking about. Some part of that place was practically always on fire. ]Unfortunately, I don ( Read more... )

Two full days after the boss' birthday party, I've finally finished cleaning up after these pigs. [ He doesn't sound as irritated as his words might lead you to believe. ]Honestly, I realize everyone was drunk, but that's no excuse for the kind of rampant destruction I've been repairing since Wednesday. I anticipate that his twenty-first will be ( Read more... )